
Word From The Mouth: Late Because the Editor Was Sick Edition!
Here we are at the midway point of the season, some teams have finally lost a game and others are still looking for their first win of the season. Are we going to have a team do what only Detroit and Cleveland (Ed’s note: pronounced “Believe-Land”!) have done and go winless all season? Hey, if the Browns can pull off a comeback being down 14-3 at half time and turning to rookie QB Baker Mayfield then it’s more than possible for the Deep Threats to get a win. It might only take a change and you guys can start winning. I’m not saying that’s what needs to be done, but sometimes all it takes is something new Don’t get me wrong, I love what Baker Mayfield did in college, but I still think that Hue Jackson is going to f*ck up and put Tyrod back in next week. So in 3 weeks when he gets fired remember you heard it here first.
(Ed’s rant: As a new lifelong Cleveland Browns fan (started this off-season since I figured no one could accuse me of jumping on the bandwagon) I want to vent about the fact that we should be 3-0. First game against Pittsburgh we get a ridiculous roughing the passer call for “landing on the QB as part of the tackle” (terrible rule or worst rule ever?) to go from what should have been a field goal attempt on 4th down to a fresh set of downs resulting in a touchdown. That’s the difference in a game that went to OT. Second game we miss two sub 45 yard field goals and two extra points to once again go to OT and lose, which is technically on us, but damn man, c’mon!)
Week in Review
I know that last season I broke it down game by game but this season since we are so few teams in the division and that we only have 2 games a week it makes it hard for me to see the games since I’ve been refing a lot in division 2. So this week you had the Trollers taking down the Outlaws in what should have been a great game, but it wasn’t. In years past the Outlaws have always won the first matchup between these two teams and the in the second meeting Trollers always win handily, and there was no difference this past Saturday as the Trollers won by 15 points, with the Outlaws scoring on their last drive which ate up 6 minutes of clock and with 48 seconds left we called the game. I will say this: I can’t wait to see what happens next time these two teams play.
Now I’m going to jump to the more exciting game over the weekend between the Revolucion and Deep Threats. This was a very close game that came down to the wire. Going in I thought it was going to be a blowout for Revolucion, but winning 25-20 and almost losing it with under 2 minutes left doesn’t impress me much. I want to know what Raph is doing trying to argue a PI penalty with the official and then getting an unsportsmanlike penalty. That could have cost you the game, Raph you have to know by now not to argue with the ref. From what I heard and can see in the stats is that Ben played pretty badly. I don’t know when the last time he threw more picks than TDs in a game was. Oh wait, it was in last fall’s finals. Ben has stepped up his game for the most part and has a really good cast of receivers around him, so I’m not worried for them, plus they still won which is all anyone cares about. Teams have started to realize that if you take Svetna out of the game then you have a very good chance at winning. Deep threats need another guy or two to fill out the roster completely and make them more competitive. At the start of the season I thought Alex from Locomotion was going to be joining them but it doesn’t look like that is the case. This off season Deep threats need to ask Steve how to recruit players since he’s the best at it. Steve is almost like Alabama at getting top talent, but Nick Sabin and Alabama win titles and don’t just get there.
After their first possession in the second half Deep Threats were up 20-6 which isn’t a lot of points but if you know how to manipulate the clock and play somewhat decent defense you should be able to win. But of course they couldn’t do that. They allowed Revolucion to score in under a minute and a half to make it a one score game. On their next possession on a third and two how do you not just throw a two yard out to Jon at the side line. I have seen him make that catch dozens of times that would have been an easy first down and 3 more minutes off the clock. Instead you don’t get it and are forced to punt. Nothing happened until Revolucion scored with just over four minutes left, but they needed the convert to tie it up. Deep Threats were able to stop them and it looked like they might be able to pull it off and leave with the win. JC who played solid all day not turning the ball over couldn’t help it and throws one at the worst time possible with under three minutes and deep in their own end. This gave Ben a chance to redeem himself after throwing 5 picks on the day. He was able to hit Ted on a seven yard TD to put them up by five with around two minutes left, which is plenty of time to go down and score. This now takes me back to the beginning with Raph taking two penalties for a total of 27 yards. Luckily for Revolucion they were able to hold Deep Threats to a turnover on downs and seal the win. I spoke to a few guys after the game and they said Deep Threats played really well today. I don’t doubt that they did, but Revolucion played badly also and if they play like this against a top team they will get smoked.
Game of the Week: Troller vs Gros Coqs
Last season we played the best game of the year against one another in the semifinals and it was a up and down game that came down to the wire. This season we have played once if you want to call it that. The Trollers showed up with their full roster after forfeiting the week before, but Gros Coqs did not and if it wasn’t for Dom being as good as what he is it might have been a complete dismantling of them. Trollers did win, but it’s not one we can be proud of, I feel it was more along the lines of them beating themselves by not showing up. This week hopefully both teams show up and it should be a good one.
QB - This one is rather difficult when you look at the stats. Dom has played two games and Max has only played one. Both guys have similar skill set. Dom can, but doesn’t, run around everyone but you always need to keep an eye on him. His biggest problem in the past has been scrambling around and throwing off his back foot, He doesn’t do it as much anymore but from time to time and those are when defense need to capitalize. Max on the other hand has a great hip twist that makes almost everyone miss once. He has gotten better at spreading the ball all over the field so there has been an improvement on that. His biggest flaw is depending on Ben and Josh too often but he has made strides to get away from that. I still have to give the advantage to Gros Coqs cause Dom is the MVP.
WR - This one is not that difficult of a choice for me to make. You have Gros Coqs who have a great bunch of receivers who can and will make plays all over the place. My biggest knock on them is that a few are short and sometimes Dom throws a little high. But every one of the need to be guarded and you need to converge and make the tackle right away not allow them to run wild. For the Trollers you have Ben, Josh and everyone else. Andre played great last week with a different QB, but will Max get him the ball? Should the Trollers start incorporating Andre into the mix I think no team will be able to stop them. So I will give the advantage to the Trollers but not by a lot and only if Max includes Andre in the offensive game plan.
Defense - Both teams this season have sucked and given up a ton of points. Last season Tommy was the biggest difference maker on defense by rushing and this season I think he’s lost at sea because he has not put up the numbers that I was expecting to see. The Trollers on the other hand play a more bend don’t break style and get turnovers in the red zone, but that hasn’t happened so far this season. For the Trollers to get back on track Andre will need to get after the QB more consistently. So overall both teams have sucked so far this season, but since I have to give an advantage I’ll give it to the Trollers since they always have a good game plan for the Gros Coqs.
Predictions
This season I have been great at picking the winners and I hope to keep it up all season. I will say that it is pretty easy only having to pick one game a week maybe two once in a while but it is what it is. This week is no different I will only be picking one game and you might or might not get an editors note in here. So without any more procrastination here we go with tis weeks matchups.
Trollers vs Gros Coqs NA (Ed’s note: Trollers. I think Dom might be out…)
Outlaws vs Deep Threats Outlaws
Power Rankings
#1 Outlaws (5-1)
#2 Trollers (2-2)
#3 Gros Coqs (2-2)
I know nothing has changed, and yes the Trollers beat up on the Outlaws, but we need to see what happens this week. Trollers have a tough matchup with the Gros Coqs and Outlaws always seem to have trouble with Deep Threats so who knows where teams will stand at this point next week.
Studs & Duds
This is becoming one of my favourite sections to write cause I can say anything I want about anyone I want. Just remember to be a stud you need to have the numbers to back it up and a win is a big help. To be named the dud I can base it off anything I want but it will normally go to someone who played pretty lousy and I was expecting more from them.
This week my Stud is going to be none other than Andre from the Trollers. This guy has been either extremely hot or ice cold, he gets four TDs in a game or none. This week he was on again and was able to pull in 4 passes for 66 yards, but every one of his catches went for a score. He also got a one point convert and one sack. On Saturday he accounted for 25 points which is the same amount as the whole other team did. Now that’s what it’s like when you’re a Stud.
This weeks Dud goes to Ben form Revolucion. He is normally on his game but this past weekend he stunk up the joint. He did help pull out the victory in the last few minutes, but when you throw 5 picks to a team you should have walked all over the I have no choice but to name you this weeks Dud. But it was close if you guys had lost the game and it was from the last drive Deep Threats had the ball Raph would have seen his name here instead.
So here we are at the end of another one of my fantastic articles. I want to thank every one of you who seem to have finally gotten the point to put the same color flags in the matching bags and same with the pinnies it makes it a lot easier for you guys the next week. I want you to remember have fun be safe and if you need extra motivation to play some see me before the game and I’ll give you the unedited version of what I really think of you and your team. See you all on Saturday.