Outlaws are the D1 MFL Spring 2024 Champions!
We’re one step closer to the finals. This week we had some hot weather and no breeze for most of the day. The best thing about the season coming to an end is that I’ll finally be able to sleep in on a Saturday once again. Oh wait, I won’t, I’ll be on vacation and need to get my money’s worth so drinking will be starting at 9am. I’m just hoping that I don’t pass out on the beach and the sunshine does something stupid to me to teach me a lesson about day drinking and how it’s supposed to be done.
As of right now it’s looking pretty sub optimal for this weekend with rain, but it’s only Monday right now, so let’s cross our fingers and pray for it to change.
This weekend Simon will be on site doing a BBQ with his company La Licorne de Feu. Now that we know food will be available, who’s bringing the beer and who is acting as security to make sure things stay in order and people throw out their trash?
Aside from it being the finals this weekend, over at Arthur Therrien there is a softball or baseball tournament going on in support of the Make a Wish Foundation. You can go support a good cause or if you want to have a good laugh as Jason will be over there trying to swing the bat and not trip over his feet while running to first if he makes contact.
I have a question for everyone and I’ll be putting this up in the players group to see what you all think. You get 1000 swings of the bat against an MLB pitcher, and you need to get 1 hit in a game or you get 1000 swings of a golf club to get a hole in 1 on 150-yard par 3. Which are you picking for 1 million dollars? (ed’s note: I mean, obviously the MLB pitcher. Am I playing a defense? Like, I need to get on base or I just have to put the ball in play? I’m asking for others as it doesn’t matter for me; out the park first swing when I’m up at bat)
Round 2 Recap
Division 1
Iron Wolves vs Busch Boys (36-24)
All week it seemed like Iron Wolves were going to be short players and Jon was even going to pull a Jazman move and take himself out of the game to get a sub and make them a stronger team (ed’s note: I specifically said I wouldn’t do this!). Jon decided against it, plus Kris played when we all thought he was hurt and out. The first half of the game was controlled by Iron Wolves except they allowed Busch Boys to go down and score as the half expired. The second half started with Busch boys getting the ball and they were able to move downfield, but couldn’t punch it in and cut the lead from 12 to 6. Simon would fight back t get his team into the endzone to cut the lead to 1 score and Will took very little time to take it back up to 2 scores. This was a good game, but it was lost in the first half when Busch Boys started off slow.
Division 2
Top Shooters vs KOLB (35-47)
The first half flew by with everything going Top Shooters way. After the opening drive Avery settled in and started to move the ball and his go to guy was Marvin who ran drags most of the game, but turned his 11 catches into 127 yards and 3 TDs. From watching this game there were far too many times where Avery took off running when he had players open. Normally you’d tell Avery to run and get those yards, but when you run 10 times and only get 17 yards you need to use that spaghetti arm or yours. When the second half started, I was worried KOLB were just going to collapse and the game would get out of hand. Well, they made a few adjustments, and they were able to move the ball, but it was the defense that made the biggest change. Alex was able to sack Avery 3 times with 1 of them being a safety and Jeremi getting 2 picks and scoring on both of them. What a difference in the 2 halves. It looked like Top Shooters had the game, but it got away from them quickly in the second half.
Division 3
Sooners vs Tigres (15-7)
I want to say I was trying to learn Spanish for my trip to Mexico, but it was more just in case I was doing this game so I could understand what was being said amongst players. I did walk away knowing that rapido means fast or in this case no huddle. That was my word of the day. Now to the game. Tigres are one of those teams that are very good and will get better over time. The first play of the game, Nestor threw the ball to David 45 yards in the air, but he threw the ball when David was at half, and it just missed his fingertips. I point that out because Tigres were so close on multiple plays to get big gains or scores and the ball wasn’t caught, or it was just a bit too far. On the Sooners side Diego wasn’t there as he was away on vacation with the GFs family, so Elijah was forced to play QB and it might have helped win them the game. Elijah was smart with the ball and was fine with punting it away if the play wasn’t there. After watching the game and looking over the stats, I was most impressed by Sooners rusher Mathis getting 2 sacks and limiting Nestor to 27 yards on 11 runs. When you look at the stat sheet no one stood out. Yes, Jose had 2 TDs, but only had 56 yards total.
Division 4
Bouchers vs Sour Peeps (25-20)
This was not a very good game to watch and I’ll tell you why and then you can try and argue with me about it. Sour Peeps made the mistake of having Lambert rush which worked for them last week, but the difference was this week he wasn’t effective at all and when they switched to Jocelyn it still didn’t matter. By having their better defenders rush, it was leaving baby Maynard open, who needs to be called big man Maynard now, who hauled in 17 balls for 109 yards and 2 TDs. All game long Ben was open on a short hook and made the first defender miss. Sour Peeps should have bracketed him with an over under or at least have the short defender jump that hook all game long. Lukas was able to build a 18-6 lead scoring on their first 3 possession, before hitting a few snags and not finding the endzone until there was less than 9 minutes in the second half. It took Sour Peeps a while to get the offense rolling and once, they did they weren’t able to capitalize on turnovers in the middle of the game to take the lead. Late in the game Jocelyn had a chance to drive the field and win the game being down 5 points. The issue was they needed big yards since time was against them. Sour Peeps managed to get 1 first down, but after that there was a drop, a bad pass, a run, and great play by Big Man Maynard.
Division 5
Binettes vs Slot Machines (0-20)
This was a typical D5 game, both QBs struggled to get drives going and keep the drive rolling, teams played decent defense, but both got lucky with bad drops, and the biggest difference was Slot Machines got the lead early on a turnover on downs to be in the driver’s seat. Both offenses had less than 115 total yards and dealt with drops and inaccurate passes most of the game. One thing I was expecting was Mathieu to depend on Thomas way more than he did. I know he tried to get him the ball a few times, but sometimes you got to go to your dog until they stop it, especially if you are down.
Women’s
Tigres vs Drama Queen (20-6)
The game started out with Kayla getting her first of two picks on the day and Drama Queens couldn’t have asked for a better start. Then Drama Queen got on offense and you just knew it wasn’t their day. After a completion to Marie for 7 yards on first down, Roxanne struggled to get the ball to one of her receivers as her next 3 passes were all knocked away by a defender. With the turnover, Tigres had a very short field and took no time to punch it in and get the lead. Most of the game both teams couldn’t move the ball as neither QB went over 100 yards. The difference in the game was Tigres are very prepared, take the game very seriously, and have very good coaching on the sidelines telling them what to do.
That’s all I have for you this week.
Studs & Duds
This weekend everyone played their bums off knowing they would be heading home and not playing in the finals this weekend if they lost. You would think with a shot at the title people would want to come out and play their rumps off, well we had a few players that decided they weren’t needed so they showed up and just goofed the goof off and did nothing. Now let’s see who helped their team to the finals and those that might be getting cut after that performance.
Studs
Division 1
- William Power 6 TDs no picks.
Division 2
- Jérémi Riendeau-Demers 8 catches 125 yards, 2 TDs. On defense he made 2 picks and scored on both to go along with his 2 tackles.
Division 3
- Thomas Cote-Parent 8 catches 94 yards, 3 TDs and 2 1-point converts, he also made 2 tackles on defense.
Division 4
- Benoit Maynard 17 catches 109 yards and 2 TDs.
Division 5
- Marcel Jovani 6 catches 53 yards, 1 TDs and on defense he made 7 tackles had 2 picks and scored on 1 of them.
Women’s
- Viviane Plourde 13 of 22 for 185 yards, 4 TDs and 5 1-point converts. She also made 3 tackles and had 1 pick which she returned for a TD on defense.
Duds
Division 1
- Busch Boys defense 0 picks, 0 sacks.
Division 2
- Sekure Top Shooters for letting the game get away from them in the second half.
Division 3
- Elijah Hicks for not using his center who was open all game on 5 hooks with no defender in sight. Ya, you won the game, but it was closer than it should have been if you used Mike.
Division 4
- Jocelyn Ouellette under 50% completion along with 3 picks thrown.
Division 5
- Mathieu Roy-Caissy 8 of 31 under 100 yards with no TDs, can’t be putting up numbers like this in the semifinals.
Women’s
- Roxanne Roy for going 17 of 42 and less than 100 yards.
There you have it my Studs & Duds following round 2 of the playoffs.
Predictions
Well, it’s that time of the year when your team wins and you move onto the finals. With that being said, last week we had tons of lower seeds winning and advancing. This is the week that you need to show up, unless you want your season to end and start your vacation early. Last week I went 11-3 and this week I plan on getting them all right. Now for this week’s winners and, like always, my picks are in bold.
Division 1
Outlaws vs A-Team
Division 2
Top Shooters vs KOLB
Division 3
Villains vs Bines
Tigres vs Sooners
Division 4
Tropic Thunder vs Drama Club
Bouchers vs Sour Peeps
Division 5
Binettes vs Slot Machines
Slicks vs Nothing But D
Women’s
Tigres vs Drama Queens
Crazy B’s vs Déesses du Drapeau
That is who I have winning and advancing to the finals next week.
All-Stars
Last week I “the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie’d” up by missing 1 player that should have made my team and I also added 1 player that shouldn’t have been there since they play in a higher division.
With that being said, I have removed Jason McAleer as the middle and replaced him with Nico Poitevin.
The other person I have to remove will definitely lose his “1994’s Double Dragon movie” when he finds out. That player would be none other than Kris Hope, who I had as a safety, but was told he played in D1 as well, so Kris was replaced by Justin Salonga as the second safety for D3. Sorry for the mistake guys, but with so many players on multiple teams it’s bound to happen.
Final Thoughts
With the spring season winding down and the fall season about to start in a few weeks, it’s time to start planning your fall team. For the fall season we have lowered some of the division caps and this will create more parity amongst teams.
For the first time ever, we had a women’s division and we are looking to grow it so we can make divisions and get parity in there as well. I wonder if and or when the MFL will try a co-ed division where it would be 3 women minimum on the field at one time (ed’s note: you gotta let this go, Kousaie!). I think a co-ed division helps grow the women’s division as well. That’s just my feeling towards it and not the rest of the league.
Last, but not least, please remember we are playing a game for fun, so go out and enjoy yourself and don’t kill anyone.
Thanks for reading and see you on Saturday.
What a weekend for Playoffs! Weather was great, a bit windy, but for the people who are at the field all day, I mean me, it was nice. We had loads of games that came right down to the end and even a few surprises.
My plan was to take Friday off and play NCAA all day and night, but I had to work and stupid Nick (ed’s note: famously the second worst of the Kousaie’s) was playing it all day and into the night. I then needed to wait until Sunday when my significant other spends the day with her other man and 1 of her 6 kids to get on the game (ed’s note: we’ve entered into a place I dare not tread).
I faced a tougher choice in the game with what team to go with than going for 2 on the last play to win the game and advance to the next round.
After a long sweltering day at Brossard, I was able to get 2 games in going 2-0 with the Ragging (ed’s note: leaving it in!) Cajuns from Louisiana. I would have rather been 0-2 in the game and 2-0 on the weekend, but sometimes the refs just screw you and that’s not necessarily the case here (ed’s note: I feel like we are witnessing a complete mental break). I know everyone always blames the refs for their mistakes, so I figured its time I do the same.
No, really, the refs do the best they can. We’re not professionals and even if we were, they make mistakes as well and get to have replay to help them make their calls and we don’t.
Playoff Recaps
Division 3
Phoenix vs Bines (19-20)
This was a game of missed opportunities for Phoenix and the start of what should have been a long playoff run. Phoenix started with the ball being the lower seed and it didn’t take long for Alec to beat them deep down the sideline for a 27-yard TD on fourth down. JF then found Thomas wide open down the middle of the field for a 32-yard TD to tie it up. After the game starting with fireworks it cooled off and both team’s defense settled in. Bines grabbed a 7-point lead when JF found Mathieu for the 7-yard TD and the 1-point convert. With time left in the half Phoenix was able to get the ball all the way down to the 1-yard line before a penalty pushed them back and they weren’t able to score before the half expired. At half, Bines were up 13-6. Second half was controlled by Phoenix as their defense stepped up and got the ball back for the offense. With 3 minutes left, Phoenix scored to make it 19-13 when Nick scored his second TD of the game, but the bigger and more important play was the out from JF in the slot that pushed the defender off the goal line and allowed him to make his break and have green grass all around him. This put Phoenix up 6. With the game on the line and it being fourth down and 4, JF hit Simon on a quick slant to gain 5 yards and a first down. Bines scored on a 13 yard play to Mathieu, but failed on the convert and this left 24 second and we went to OT. In OT Phoenix started on offense, failed, then Bines failed before Thomas came down with what was the winner. Phoenix went for 2 and the win, and on the play it looked as if Josh was going to come down with the ball, but a little bump forced the ball a little loose and his momentum forced him out of bounds. Game over, Bines moved on to round 2.
Division 4
Bandits vs Sour Peeps (12-18)
Jocelyn was out this week for Sour Peeps and Tristan Bigonesse filled in. Bandits started with the ball and it didn’t take long for Lambert to make an impact as he got a sack and this forced a punt. Tristan came out early to warm up and looked good throwing the ball against no defenders, but now that there was a defense, on his first pass Emmanuel picked it off and scored giving Bandits a 6-0 lead. It took Tristan 2 drives before he was able to get those points back and he did it when he saw Simon streaking down the sidelines for a 26-yard TD. We head to half with it being 6 all. In the second half Lambert started to rack up the sacks, totaling 5 in the game, but also preventing any passes in the middle and only allowing time for short passes. Sour Peeps opened the second half with 2 long drives capped off with Benji scoring on both drives. With 11 minutes left and being up 2 scores, Sour Peeps played defense and made Bandits work for every inch. Yes, Bandits did score to make it a 1 score game, but they didn’t have enough time to get the ball back.
Bouchers vs 100 Genies (37-27)
Before this game started, I was hoping to play Bouchers because of the matchups, but once I saw what 100 Genies were doing and who they had I was really hoping to play them. For example, how do you have the top rusher in the division and have him start on the bench when you’re on defense? Then on offense most passes were deep when the wind was taking all the balls out of bounds. Baby Maynard had a great game with 9 catches, 100 yards, and 2 TDs and Felix also made big plays getting 2 picks on defense. The score was 25-13 at half for Bouchers and they looked to be running away with it, then the second half started, and 100 Genies got rolling. They scored on their first 2 possessions of the second half to go up 27-25. The way the game was going you figured that Bouchers were finished. Well they responded quickly to being down to score and go up 31-27. Gabriel tried to get it back for Genies, but 3 straight incompletes forced a punt and gave Bouchers the ball with little clock left in the game.
Bouchers vs Phoenix (19-18)
I wont talk long about what happened in this game because Bouchers did what no one ever expected them to do and that was control the clock and keep the ball away from Phoenix. Phoenix had issued all day with timing and that caused a bunch of issues on offense. Phoenix also came in with the number 1 defense and yes, they only gave up 19 points, but they weren’t able to get off the field. Baby Maynard had 9 catches for 55 yards and Felix had 6 catches for 50 yards and 2 TDs. Bouchers came out with a plan of spreading the ball and by doing this it prevented Phoenix from keying in on certain players and taking them out of the game. Late in the game Phoenix drove down to score on the last play of the game to set up a game winning convert. On the convert I threw a corner to Nick, but it was a bit too far for Nick’s out reached arms and even with his diving effort he still couldn’t bring it in for the win.
Division 5
Titans vs Slot Machines (12-41)
Even without their starting QB Slot Machine put up 41 points. This was a close game in the first half as Robert was able to find holes in the Slot Machines defense and score 2 first half TDs. With the first half being a 13-12 score for Slot Machines, the second half is where the game got away from Titans. Robert allowed Marie-Ève Beaucher to take over the game as a rusher. She sacked him 6 times, all because he wanted to hold the ball and look for the big plays. The game was close and might have stayed that way, but Titans changed the plan and cost them any shot at moving onto round 2.
Women’s
Mockingjays vs Crazy B’s (12-19)
Zuzana Sichova, this woman tried to carry her team into round 2, but fell a bit short. I say she tried because she did a bit of everything for Mockingjays. Not only is she their QB, but she is also their leader on defense racking up 9 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 pick which she scored on. The one thing I did notice is the Crazy B’s have the height to win every jump ball with Anna-Belle Paquin Martinez who scored both offensive TDs for Crazy B’s. Both teams had subs in this game Roxane on Crazy B’s and Kayla on Mockingjays. Kayla looks like she won the sub matchup grabbing 7 balls for 45 yards and a pick, except Roxanne had a pick as well and she scored on hers and that was the difference in the game.
That’s all I have for this week in way of recaps. You can look for Terry and Willie on MFL total Access on Wednesday, I want to say morning, but it could be in the afternoon.
Studs & Duds
It’s playoffs so that means you better have won your game or games, because I’m not putting any losers up here even if you did ball the Rainbow Brite out and put-up crazy numbers. It’s playoffs and it’s all about moving on. Now let’s see who I ended up picking for round 1 of the playoffs.
Studs
Division 3
- Michael Tola Denis 5 sacks.
Division 4
- Lambert Paquette 9 sacks in 2 games and how many PDs.
Division 5
- Marie-Ève Beaucher 6 sacks on her first day ever as a rusher.
Women’s
- Anna-Belle Paquin Martinez 2 catches 2 TDs.
Duds
Division 3
- Red Cats defense for giving this up to Mike Jasenovic 6 catches 74 yards and 1 TD.
Division 4
- Mimosa Crew for going on vacation and not having a complete team. The players that did show up, you put up a great fight.
Division 5
- JF 5 picks thrown.
Women’s
- Zuzana Sichova too many passes inside when the WR were left all alone.
Those are you round 1 winners and losers.
Predictions
For this season not only did I make the Coin quit at the halfway point (ed’s note: Kevin’s greatest achievement to date! Shots fired, Nick!), but because everyone didn’t put their picks in a I also won the Media survivor pool.
Before I get to this week’s picks, let me tell you I went 20-7 last week. I know it’s not perfect, but I’ll take it. Now to see who I have picked for the playoffs round 1 and like always my picks are in bold.
Division 3
Villains vs Double Dippers
Phoenix vs Bines NA
Tigres vs Horde
Sooners vs Red Cats
Division 4
Villains vs CIA
Bandits vs Sour Peeps
Mustard Tigers vs Tropic Thunder
Mimosa Crew vs Action Squad
Bouchers vs 100 Genies
Hawks vs Bear Hood
Division 5
Titans vs Slot Machines
Secret Agents vs Nothing But D
Soonies vs Slicks
Binettes vs Big Booties
Women’s
Mockingjays vs Crazy B’s
I won’t pick round 2 for D4 since it is all up in the air at this point. I could also go ahead and give you every possible match up, but that would be really long and Jon would just edit it out. (ed’s note: I’m considering editing out that sentence just for a demonstration of power!)
Power Rankings
At this point of the year no one cares where I have you ranked. All that matters is that your team is playing this week with a chance to move on and play next week.
All-Stars
I’m going to tell you what it took to make my teams. For starters, it’s based off the top division you play in unless you play a different position, you can also only make it on 1 side of the ball, and finally it’s all based off stats. For my defense I went with a standard 3-2 base alignment.
Offense
QB- Simon Blais
WR 1- Ashton Thibault
Slot 1- Marvin Steinberg
Center- Devin Daoust
Slot 2- Andrew Grant
WR 2- Gabriel Boucher
Defense
Rusher- Chris Uzelac
CB 1- James Colley
Middle- Dilan Daoust
CB 2- Jeremy Rooney
Safety 1- William Power
Safety 2- Manuel Allard-Roy
Division 2
Offense
QB- Jonathan Plourde
Defense
Rusher- Zachary Lemaire
Because D1 and D2 have almost all the same players in them I decided that I’d only do the 2 positions that my picks didn’t play in D1 as well.
Division 3
Offense
QB- Simon Valiquette
WR 1- David St Jean
Slot 1- Joshua Hernández
Center- Oliver Quinn
Slot 2- Thomas Cote-Parent
WR 2- Mason Miller
Defense
Rusher- Xavi Borbolla
CB 1- Cesar Garcia
Middle- Jason McAleer
CB 2- Jean-François Lawrence
Safety 1- Guillaume Renaud-Dumoulin
Safety 2- Kris Hope
Division 4
Offense
QB- Louis Vranderick
WR 1- Eliott Bourque
Slot 1- Thomas Znoj
Center- Michael Halevy
Slot 2- Antoine Bussieres
WR 2- Louis Britton
Defense
Rusher- Othmane Karamat
CB 1- Thibault Varin
Middle- Gary McMahon
CB 2- Jose Milien
Safety 1- Jonathan Cloutier
Safety 2- Gabriel Mercier
Division 5
Offense
QB- Giovanni Antonacci
WR 1- Marcel Jovani
Slot 1- Hugo Stien
Center- Perry Njie
Slot 2- Yavar Ashrafi
WR 2- Austin McMahon
Defense
Rusher- David Castro Arellano
CB 1- Frederick Tobin
Middle- Marie Nielsen
CB 2- Scott Fulton
Safety 1- Kyle Martel
Safety 2- Eric Namts
Women’s
Offense
QB- Viviane Plourde
WR 1- Daphné Maurais
Slot 1- Tabitha Thomas
Center- Charlotte St-Pierre
Slot 2- Sabrina Renaud
WR 2- Saory Judith
Defense
Rusher- Rochelle Bethelmy
CB 1- Daniela Gomez
Middle- Zuzana Sichova
CB 2- Emma Sinclair
Safety 1- Élisabeth Pelland
Safety 2- Sabrina Renaud
Those are my spring 2024 All-Stars. I know most of you feel you’re stars, but if you didn’t see your name up here you might be lying to yourself and that’s not a good thing. Or better yet, take the Cowboys approach and remember next season is your season.
Final Thoughts
If you don’t know what’s happening Friday, then where have you been these last few weeks? This will be the first time since the MFL started that NCAA football is coming out and boy I can’t wait. I’m rebuilding the PAC12 and making it an elite conference, think SEC but only better. I know what conference I’m going with I just have to pick a team. I’m thinking to do the unspeakable and start my career at Vanderbilt and win the SEC year 1. I have also though about winning the Heisman with a kid that goes to Wisconsin and played Bantam and Midget with Nick. I know they very rarely give it to a defensive player, but I’m going to lead the nation with double digit picks and might add a few sacks just to pad those stats. (ed’s note: this is important information, people!)
There is a chance I’m exhausted on Saturday, but one thing you can count on is that I make sure everything is done and on time. Please check the schedule and make sure you know what time your games are at and this week all the games are being played at Le Ber.
Last thing before I let you go, even though we are in the playoffs, take it easy as we are playing a game so have fun.