
Word from the Mouth: The Commish Makes the List edition!
Hello everyone and welcome back. This week is the best week of the year for football fans. The NFL is back and lets all hope the cheating Patriots don’t win again (ed’s note: I’m a Browns fan, but the Pats have never done anything that literally every over team does). We all know that once Brady leaves all those Patriot fans are going to jump onto another team faster than Antonio Brown filing a grievance about a helmet. I love the game of football, doesn’t matter what level, and yes that includes the CFL. Everyone has a preference and that is ok, just don’t be a bandwagon, jumper those fans suck. So now that I have cleared that up told all of you the NFL starts this week, Jon has decided to move the games to Sunday since he prefers to watch college which plays Saturdays. Jon is right about one thing: in college the guys play way harder than they do in the pros. All these guys holding out, demanding trades, threatening to retire all while under a contract which they signed. They should play or the team should hold onto them and not let them go. This is just my thoughts on the matter. (ed’s note: very glad we got that cleared up)
Week 3 Recap
Division 1
Trollers vs Bitter Boys (39-31)
So this was a game where the Trollers were in control of for the first half. They slowly but surely allowed Bitter Boys to crawl back into it during the second half. I’m not taking anything away from Bitter Boys in this one. Trollers played like crap in the second half against a team that was down their two best players. I’m sure that if they were there then the Trollers would have lost the game.
Revolucion vs 4Simbas (32-12)
So the new and very improved Revolucion team went out and beat a 4Simbas team that had just come back to the league and were without a few or their players. The question is with Revolucion can they beat a team that is complete.
Henchmen vs Revolucion (53-31)
Henchmen went out and beat up on a team that had just played a game and only found out the night before that they were playing two games. This is what everyone expected out of Henchmen last season and maybe finally they have figured it out as a team. This was a tough matchup for Revolucion which shows me they are so close to getting over that hump, after a few more hard games we will see what they are all about.
Division 2
Old School vs D#Nasty (38-17)
It looks like Dahic has found himself after the way he played QB last season. He went out there and played a great game with 4 TDs and no picks. I had picked D#Nasty to win this game and figured it was going to be an easy game for them. Kevin struggled to find open guys and when he did they didn’t always pull it in. Old School is a good team same as D#Nasty, over last season and the first few weeks of this season they haven’t always played up to their potential.
Iron Wolves vs Nice TDs (13-38)
I told Jon to change the game time if they wanted a chance to win, he didn’t listen and he got smoked. Demario is too good to throw in this division. Iron Wolves did a bad job of tackling in this one. There are a few player that think by dipping it gives them an advantage it does that is unless the defense knows what to do to stop it. I could say it but I would much rather show you. Iron Wolves are no longer a dominating team they are a middle of the pack team at best. With the addition of Demario playing QB Nice TDs look to be the front runner for the title.
Joey’s Haters vs Deep Threats (20-38)
Out of all the games this weekend I figured that Joey and his Haters would have been able to matchup and beat Deep Threats. I guess I was wrong. JC has become a very reliable QB. Gone are the days of chucking it up and allowing Svetna to go get it. My guess is that when that was done they didn’t win many games now he works the entire field and they are winning. I’m not sure what the plan moving forward is for Joey’s Haters, but they will need to figure it out and fast. They have too much experience to go down in flames the way they have so far.
Space Apes vs Deep Threats (18-19)
This game was a defensive game as both teams struggled to do much on offense. JC was under constant pressure and was forced to throw fast and that lead to turnovers. Charles might not have thrown any picks, but he did hold the ball longer than expected and took sacks. I hope that this is the only time I need to say this all season: converts are key. You win or lose by converts. Find one or two plays that work and run those all day. Six TDs were scored in this one and only 1 convert was good.
Petit Phoques vs Dawgs (25-0)
So really Dawgs won the game, due to not having the required 4 player minimum that win was turned into a loss. I know it sucks, but you need to make sure your team shows up.
Division 3
Beautes vs Mustard Tigers (0-34)
When you have a running QB and he isn’t able to run he better be able to throw. That wasn’t the case this week for Beautes. Brian couldn’t run and well couldn’t really throw as well so it made for a long game for them. Before the game Mustard Tigers were worried about Brian running all over them since they have a hard time stopping the QB from running, guess they figured that out this week. It was a complete team effort from Mustard Tigers to pull out the win. For Les Beautes, Brian needs to do a better job of involving his whole team. Just because plays work for another QB doesn’t mean they will work for you and your team. Figure out what works for you and your team.
Thunder Buddies vs Professional Punters (38-20)
Thunder Buddies jump out to a big lead early and never really looked back. I was surprised by how many points Professional Punters were able to score. They did a good job of moving the ball except those picks will kill you. I know Terry is last season’s MVP, but if he wants to win it again this season he will need to learn how to release the ball better. He had guys open deep all game and since he releases the ball at an awkward angle the ball sails and the defense can get under it. Fix that little problem and you guys should be able to roll all the way to the finals.
Picks & Why
Division 1
Trollers vs Revolucion NA
So I never pick games that my team is in since I don’t want to seem any more arrogant than I already do. This game will be a big test for both teams. Trollers will look to win a game against a full squad and Revolucion will look to rebound after a hard loss last week. This could be a very close game and it could end up getting out of hand. Be there at 9:30 to find out.
Henchmen vs Bitter Boys
I think with the roster that showed up last week they would be able to beat just about anyone. I can see this being a very good matchup across the board player wise. I just wonder if Bitter Boys can keep up with the speed of Henchmen. That is why Henchmen will win the game.
Outlaws vs 4Simbas
I know that last season Outlaws lost to them but that won’t happen again this week. The Outlaws are a better team than they were last year. They will need to be able to get in the heads of 4Simbas and make them lose focus once that happens it’s over for them.
Division 2
Nice TDs vs Petit Phoques
This was a hard choice to make. Both teams are filled with division 1 players and both are really good teams. I have to go with Nice TDs since Demario is a better QB than Vince. Both teams play solid defense and can score at will so it should be an interesting game to watch.
Joey’s Haters vs Centurions
So this one was a coin toss. Joey’s Haters have better players, Centurions have played together and are more of a team. I think either team can walk in and win this game so I chose the players over the team. I will say that if Joey’s Haters lose they will be placed on the same level as Barracudas were last fall. Great players, shitty team.
D#Nasty vs Iron Wolves
Sorry Iron Wolves, D#Nasty is a better team all around except maybe at center. Mauricio is the one guy that keeps Iron Wolves moving up the field. I feel that if both teams are complete D#Nasty wins, maybe not easily, but they win. When you take into account players missing and who is subbing then anything can happen. I’m still sticking to D#Nasty to rebound and win.
Raccoons vs Space Apes
I have to go with Raccoons since I think the defense might be a little better. This game will come down to QB play. Seb needs to be there for Raccoons or they won’t stand much of a chance. Charles is solid at QB, he just needs to find a way to convert on converts. In tight games Raccoons defense always seems to step up and make a few plays.
Centurions vs Old School
After last week old School seems to have found their groove. It’s not that I don’t like Centurions I just think that it is their second game of the day plus Old School will be looking to send a message to them after last seasons defeat in the playoffs. This might end up being the best game of the week in the division. Also every time I pick against Old School they prove me wrong so why fight it?
Raccoons vs Dawgs
I would have love to pick the Dawgs to win I just can’t since I have no clue if the team will show up. I also think that Raccoons defense is going to give Dave trouble all day long. Either by Alexandre rushing or by guys jumping routes. Dave can’t depend on Max all game but he will.
Division 3
Beautes vs Mustard Tigers
This is a game that just happened this weekend, so why go against what just happened? I do think that it will end up being a closer game than last time, but the same team will walk away with the win.
Gold Rush vs Beautes
I have to go Gold Rush all the way on this one. The only thing I’m not sold on for Gold Rush is the QB. I’m still not sure who it will be. I think that Travis is the best player on either team and if he has someone throwing him the ball they will win. If Gold Rush doesn’t have a QB this week then it will be a long game with few points.
Thunder Buddies vs Professional Punters
So just like the first game this is a rematch from last week. I had to go with Thunder Buddies as they should be able to walk all over them this week and hopefully work out a few kinks. Thunder Buddies have too many weapons to be stoped. I see this as a run away.
Power Rankings
Division 1
#1- Outlaws
#2- Henchmen
#3- Trollers
Division 2
#1- Nice TDs
#2- Petits Phoques
#3- Deep Threats
Division 3
#1- Gold Rush
#2- Thunder Buddies
#3- Mustard Tigers
Those are my ranking for this week. As you can see there was a little movement made by a few teams. All the number 1’s stayed on top where they should be. This week we have a lot of matchups that could affect the standings so next week expect to see some different teams up on my board.
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Now it is time for me to pick 1 player from each division who put up some great numbers and helped their team win.
Division 1
- Jon (Henchmen) went 19 for 23 for 249 yards 7 TDs and was able to convert on 5 extra points. He ran the ball once for 6 yards and on defense which he normally doesn’t play he made 2 tackles. (ed’s note: What is happening?)
Division 2
- Demario (Nice TDs) did a little of everything. 13 for 17 for 180 yards 4 TDs, 1 INT. He ran for 24 yards and 1 TD. On Defense he had 2 tackles to go along with 2 picks which he took 1 back for 6.
Division 3
- John (Mustard Tigers) So since John has decided to play with Mustard Tigers he has been a beast. This week he went out and caught 7 balls for 61 Yards and 2 TDs. On defense he was able to get 2 tackles to go along with 1 pick.
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Q - So what made you stop playing with Revolucion? Was it Raph cause that would be enough to drive anyone away.
A – I didn’t leave the Revolution as much as Brian Mustard needed some core players to make a team. I couldn’t continue to play two games a week as I had other commitments and many on the Revolution were moving around. The Revolution was in flux so I stayed with Brian to build a team.
Q – What do you find different about playing in Division 3 rather than in Division 1?
A – The biggest difference in Division 3 is that most teams have a few players who are newer to the game. It is as much about building and developing a team (as players learn the game) as it is about executing plays. I probably offer my opinion more than I should. You can ask my teammates.
Q – What do you have set as goals for the season for you individually and as a team? What will it take for you to reach you goals?
A – I don’t have any real goals as an individual as football is such a team game and it is about match-ups. So if you go for personal stats it can be at the expense of the team (everyone wants the ball but the QB has to make the best read). Our team goal is to win the final this year-we lost the semi-final on the last play last year. We have improved each season (the first season we barely won anything) and now we are playing as a team as everyone gets experience-It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
Q - How have you become such a beast this last season and a bit? New diet, new workout regimen, what’s the trick? If half the young guys could play as hard as you do then maybe we can get a lot tighter games.
A - I am not sure about being a beast… But recovering from an operation from a torn meniscus and also a tear in my shoulder took longer than I wanted. It is easier to play at 85% than with those injuries or recovering from them. Physiotherapy does help as boring as it is. Also BIXING around instead of driving helps.
Q – You’re a huge Als fan right. If you were the GM and could bring anyone on to the team past or present who would it be and why?
A – I am a huge Als fan yes. There have been many greats over the years. My first choice would be the Calvillo/Cahoon combination. If I had to pick a current player it is John Bowman on D. These players are true champions on and off the field. They win and win with class and are great people too which is often missing with professional athletes.
Final Thoughts
So here we are the end of another great article written by the best looking guy in the league. I’m super excited by the time this comes out my team will be in the process of beating down the Bears and who doesn’t like to see their team win. The weather has been starting to cool off so not only should you play safe and have fun, but now you might want to start bundling up so you don’t get sick. Have fun out there on Saturday and if you have any question you know where to find me.