
Word from the Mouth: Week 5 - Hench-Lack-Of-Men edition!
Over the weekend we had a few teams have byes so there were only 3 games. It must have sucked for everyone that ended up playing in the rain. It is football and that’s the way it should be played. I’m just glad my team had the week off, I hate playing in the rain unless it’s tackle football.
Week 3 Recap
We had 2 out of 3 good games and 1 blowout. I thought coming into the season that Jon and his team coming to play in division 1 were going to be good. They lost week 1 and have won against weaker teams now going forward they will be playing better teams and let’s see how they do.
Outlaws vs Henchmen (46-19)
Let me start by saying welcome back Shyanne. Yes, you had a good game with 2 TDs and 2 picks, but really those shouldn’t count they were off of Jon. Last time I played a Jon team I had 3 picks, so step up or go back to be retired. This game was over before it even got started, Outlaws were playing a division 2 team, they had 3 guys from Old School, 2 from Nice TDs and an Iron Wolf. This game should never of been played. The Henchmen should have just conceded the game and allowed the Outlaws to get ready for their next game. Jon get your guys out to the field for the games, it isn’t fun beating up on an undermanned team, we would all prefer to beat up on the real squad so there are no excuses. Get your team out or ship out, that’s what I have to say about teams not bring their rosters out. Pull a KOLB and fold.
Outlaws vs 4Simbas (40-33)
This one ended up being a closer game than I anticipated. Both QBs did a great job of spreading the ball around and making sure everyone got involved in the game. These types of games are the best to watch and the hardest to play since you never know where the ball will go. It makes it really hard for the defense to cover everywhere and it only takes one little slip up and a guy is wide open. Going into the season I could tell you everything about Outlaws and very little about 4Simbas, but after watching them the last 2 weeks I have come to realize there are going to surprise a few teams. They do have a few guys from OG Panthers from a few seasons ago, but those guys that came back are solid. This game ended as a 1 score game, but 4Simba scored on the last play of the game to make it that and the Outlaws did not really care about giving up the score and more worried about getting hurt. I know in other leagues my teams have done that in the past. Outlaws are going to be in the top 4 and make the playoffs, so points against shouldn’t really hurt them. 4Simbas need to get going if they expect to make the playoffs.
Revolucion vs Gros Coqs (26-32)
These are two teams that have baffled me all season. One week Revolucion look like they can compete with anyone from time to time. All of their games have been one score games except in week 2 against the Trollers. This game was won because of a mistake that happens far too much with Raph throwing an interception that ended up getting returned. If Raph cuts down on the picks the Revolucion are a good team. Heck, week 1 they beat what people were calling a super team in the Henchmen. Gros Coqs will start playing better, but is it going to be too late? They still have a bunch of guys missing every week and Bitter Boys are only 1 game back but have also played 1 fewer game. Both teams need to figure crap out soon or they could kiss the playoffs goodbye.
GOTW (Game of the Week) - Trollers vs Outlaws
QB- So this season both Steve and Max have been playing great. Steve is doing what he has been for years now working the ball short and taking shots every now and then. It seems like this season those shots are coming more often. He has already thrown more picks this season than he did all last season. He has still been putting up numbers and has kept his team undefeated. Max on the other had has taken huge strides since last year. He is completing a way higher percentage of his passes and seems to have figured out that spreading the ball around which makes it easier on him since defense can’t key in on one or two people. After watching Max play in the playoffs over the winter I thought he might have lost it, but the way he is playing this spring if he keeps it up there is no way he doesn’t win MVP. Sorry Steve, I know you’re my QB in another league, but here Max is my guy and he has been playing a tad bit better than you so I have to go and give the Advantage to the Trollers.
WR- Outlaws have the number 1 guy in Smuda, but then there is a huge drop off. Smuda has over 400 yards and Remy who is number 2 has just over 100. I know they lost Andrew for the season and replaced him with Shyanne so that is a bit of an upgrade. The Trollers have a really close bunch of guys plus the latest arrival of JC. Ben is number 2 right now. I not sure what is a bigger shock to everyone this season after 3 games, that Kevin has the highest yards per catch on the team or that Josh has the least catches and yards on the team. Both of those are scary statistics. But stats are a little overrated. Just because you have them doesn’t make you better then someone who doesn’t. So before I went to look at stats I figured that this was going to be very close from a stat stand point, but was I ever wrong. Outlaws need to distribute the ball better and stop feeding it to one person. Who are you Detroit? Steve doesn’t have the arm strength to be Stafford, but Smuda does have the size and the freakish ability to be compared to Megatron. I’m going to go ahead and give the advantage to the Trollers since they have been distributing the ball way better than the Outlaws.
Defense- This is a touchy subject for some of the Trollers. They used to be about playing great defense and only needing to score minimal points in order to win games. They seem to have gotten away from that this season. They have registered 0 sacks so far this season. They have gotten Andre back, so that number should pick up in a hurry. Even with 0 sacks they have still managed to pick off 10 balls, but have given up a horrible 95 points in 3 games. I know that it will come together, but it needs to be soon. Outlaws have sacked the QB 8 times and picked off 9 balls, but of those 9 picks it’s been 2 guys in Smuda and Shyanne. I hope that the other guys decide to step up and make a few plays. They do a solid job of making you work the ball down the field and capitalize on your mistakes. Shyanne is a ball hawk and is very dangerous when he chooses to play hard. Smuda must have magnets or something in his hands because the ball just ends up there more often than not. I’m going to go and give the advantage to the Outlaws in this area.
This is a match up that is always a close game and comes down to 1 or 2 little mistakes. I have played Steve enough times to know what will work against him on defense and we have played their defense enough times to know what we can do offensively. Same can be said the other way except this time the Trollers have the better offense coming into the game and Outlaws have the better defense, so who knows what is going to happen.
Predictions
I’m glad to see that not all the games are blowouts, so it makes it much more interesting and fun to make these picks. With KOLB no longer in the division or in this league at all (ed’s note: they’re in the Sunday Brossard league!) there were only 3 games last weekend. I ended up getting 2 out of 3 bringing me to a total of 9 for 12 for the season. Now here are my picks. You either love them or hate them, I don’t really care these are my picks and if you want me to pick you then play better. Picks are in bold.
Bitter Boys vs Revolucion
Henchmen vs Gros Coqs
Trollers vs 4Simbas NA
Trollers vs Outlaws NA
The games I did pick here are both toss ups. If Bitter Boys have the QB who played against the Trollers then I would take them, but I’m not sure if JS is back yet or not. I picked Henchmen because I’m not sure who will be there this week. I’m wondering when pick6 himself will be back from being the tallest person in Japan and ready to play some football. That is why I picked like that.
Power Rankings
Last week we had our number 2 and 3 team play each other and this should have been a great match up but one team showed up with a roster and the other didn’t. I shouldn’t have to say this, but if you want to be a top team bring your roster and play. So now my rankings have to include this game even though the real team didn’t show up. So here we go.
#1) Outlaws
#2) Trollers
#3) Gros Coqs
Henchmen you guys are going to hate and say that you should be above them while you are playing them this week show me you deserve to be up here. (ed’s note: I agree that if our team doesn’t show we don’t deserve to be in the top anything)
Final Thoughts
I love writing these articles because it gives me another chance to voice my thoughts and let you all know what I think. It’s not as if I don’t talk enough while I’m at the field, but some of you guys miss it during the week (ed’s note: the lucky few…) so this is where you can come and get your fix. I’m glad to see that there is almost no garbage left at the end of the day which is a huge accomplishment considering how it was after week 1. I want to let you all know that either this week or next week we will be setting up some sort of canteen to sell drinks and we are also thinking about doing a BBQ eventually. I would love some feedback from you guys, the players, about this new idea we are thinking about doing. Last and most importantly remember have fun, play safe, and see you Saturday.